Bestponart is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, amazing squirrel.

Bestponart created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bestponart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestponart, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bestponart's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bestponart's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bestponart.

2. Never think about spacetime near capybaras while wearing black skirts and balancing five tin spheres on your hands.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Bestponart on top of important buildings.

4. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with dogs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.