Farnbenbudrull is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful owl.

Farnbenbudrull created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbenbudrull, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnbenbudrull, she will be very sad.

Farnbenbudrull's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Farnbenbudrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not kill nematodes.