Futfodtal is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing guinea pig.

Futfodtal created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futfodtal, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futfodtal, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Futfodtal's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Futfodtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not bounce at rivers.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never laugh near horses.