Mapjentunzogzagbumkan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy toad.

Mapjentunzogzagbumkan created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapjentunzogzagbumkan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapjentunzogzagbumkan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mapjentunzogzagbumkan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mapjentunzogzagbumkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mapjentunzogzagbumkan.

2. Worship no other gods but Mapjentunzogzagbumkan.

3. Always obey Mapjentunzogzagbumkan's priests.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Hide from cyan foxes for they are unholy.