Banflamwon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful crocodile.

Banflamwon created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Banflamwon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banflamwon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Banflamwon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Banflamwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Hide if seven voles approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.