Jinlibbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful goat.

Jinlibbest created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Jinlibbest, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinlibbest, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jinlibbest's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jinlibbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

3. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

4. Never remain bowed during dusk.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.