Paslikbet is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring hyena.

Paslikbet created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paslikbet, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Paslikbet, it will turn you into a puffin.

Paslikbet's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Paslikbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

2. Worship no other gods but Paslikbet.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never chant in the presence of moths.