Fatbogfod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, kind goose.

Fatbogfod created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fatbogfod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fatbogfod, he will turn you into a dog.

Fatbogfod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fatbogfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bread upon stone.

2. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fatbogfod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Never talk about dark matter near turtles while wearing blue tights.