Sanbedpangcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, irritating yak.

Sanbedpangcat created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbedpangcat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sanbedpangcat, he will strike you with lightening.

Sanbedpangcat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sanbedpangcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not turn your chest toward south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear ear rings marked with blue.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sanbedpangcat in the centre of the settlement.