Cissgessfid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured wolf.

Cissgessfid created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Cissgessfid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cissgessfid, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cissgessfid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cissgessfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during spring.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cissgessfid on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Worship no other gods but Cissgessfid.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.