Cimarmnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring goose.

Cimarmnurl created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimarmnurl, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cimarmnurl, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cimarmnurl's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cimarmnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near moths while wearing mauve shoes and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not prepare oranges while wearing corsets.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.