Honbapyog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, intelligent octopus.

Honbapyog created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Honbapyog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Honbapyog, she will not invite you to parties.

Honbapyog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Honbapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never skip near cats.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.