Fudwiplabbon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing beaver.

Fudwiplabbon created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudwiplabbon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fudwiplabbon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fudwiplabbon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fudwiplabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not name children after otters.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Fudwiplabbon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear pink kilts.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.