Bomgonyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable unicorn.

Bomgonyart created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgonyart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomgonyart, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bomgonyart's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bomgonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Always count to eight before bounce.

5. Do not speak about rice.