Nellniljig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish lion.

Nellniljig created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellniljig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellniljig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nellniljig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nellniljig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

2. Nellniljig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Nellniljig loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to birds while wearing mauve kilts.

5. Always stare at clouds.