Negbadtun Liphamdantadbeddav is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective dolphin.

Negbadtun Liphamdantadbeddav created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Negbadtun Liphamdantadbeddav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negbadtun Liphamdantadbeddav, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Negbadtun Liphamdantadbeddav's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Negbadtun Liphamdantadbeddav's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Negbadtun Liphamdantadbeddav.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.