Volbudlipcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witty wyrm.

Volbudlipcub created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Volbudlipcub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Volbudlipcub, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Volbudlipcub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Volbudlipcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Always count to nine before sing.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never wear indigo corsets on sacred days.