Jabjenged is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, charitable jellyfish.

Jabjenged created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabjenged, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jabjenged, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jabjenged's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jabjenged's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

2. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

3. Do not wear tights marked with brown.

4. Never eat bread on holy days.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.