Timkonlat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful raccoon.

Timkonlat created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Timkonlat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Timkonlat, it will turn you into a worm.

Timkonlat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Timkonlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Always look after injured gulls.