Mobteenkomvin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong ferret.

Mobteenkomvin created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobteenkomvin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mobteenkomvin, it will come to you in dreams.

Mobteenkomvin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mobteenkomvin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Mobteenkomvin loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed parsnips to sharks while wearing hats.