Cissvilpin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, calm hyena.

Cissvilpin created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissvilpin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cissvilpin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cissvilpin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cissvilpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. You must love Cissvilpin.

4. Never record signs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.