Wonfensog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, effective narwhal.

Wonfensog created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfensog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wonfensog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wonfensog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wonfensog's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.