Citdanlan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless armadillo.

Citdanlan created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Citdanlan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citdanlan, she will cry a lot.

Citdanlan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Citdanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citdanlan.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Run away if nine cats approach from the east.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.