Zansafwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic eagle.

Zansafwod created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zansafwod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zansafwod, he will be very sad.

Zansafwod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zansafwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.