Lad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent mongoose.

Lad created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lad, it will think nothing of it.

Lad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lad.