Badcarstipcedyarlqueeglun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless giraffe.

Badcarstipcedyarlqueeglun created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Badcarstipcedyarlqueeglun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Badcarstipcedyarlqueeglun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Badcarstipcedyarlqueeglun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Badcarstipcedyarlqueeglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never look at stars.