Mapweeloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident octopus.

Mapweeloop created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapweeloop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapweeloop, it will manifest in front of you.

Mapweeloop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mapweeloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.