Matlig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless fish.

Matlig created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Matlig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Matlig, he will manifest in front of you.

Matlig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Matlig's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not take Matlig's name in vain.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never paint your back turquoise.