Cidbonkzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical bear.

Cidbonkzed created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbonkzed, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cidbonkzed, it will turn you into a mole.

Cidbonkzed's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cidbonkzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cidbonkzed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sprint near whales.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.