Himtanlat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful wren.

Himtanlat created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtanlat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Himtanlat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Himtanlat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Himtanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Never cross mountains at dusk.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not shave your face.