Tinhubweg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome wolf.

Tinhubweg created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinhubweg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tinhubweg, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tinhubweg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tinhubweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tinhubweg's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinhubweg.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.