Tomnanbap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident tapir.

Tomnanbap created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Tomnanbap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tomnanbap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tomnanbap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tomnanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if five capybaras approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.