Libzogbot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful deer.

Libzogbot created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Libzogbot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libzogbot, he will turn you into a rat.

Libzogbot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Libzogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three pigs approach from the west.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.