Tifhadlagnillkenxinpan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited porpoise.

Tifhadlagnillkenxinpan created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tifhadlagnillkenxinpan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tifhadlagnillkenxinpan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tifhadlagnillkenxinpan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tifhadlagnillkenxinpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not record signs concerning planets.