Pindincid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent crocodile.

Pindincid created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Pindincid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pindincid, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pindincid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pindincid's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sprint.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the east.