Fub is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless shrew.

Fub created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fub, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fub's name in vain.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away if seven doves approach from the west.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.