Stipveenmitzig Cammumgud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous mole.

Stipveenmitzig Cammumgud created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipveenmitzig Cammumgud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipveenmitzig Cammumgud, it will send you a sign.

Stipveenmitzig Cammumgud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Stipveenmitzig Cammumgud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never adorn your hands with fawn markings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stipveenmitzig Cammumgud.

5. Do not speak about garlic.