Rawdussyat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating toad.

Rawdussyat created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdussyat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rawdussyat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rawdussyat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rawdussyat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing boots.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Rawdussyat in the centre of the settlement.