Hanmegbensaklin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking crocodile.

Hanmegbensaklin created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmegbensaklin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanmegbensaklin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hanmegbensaklin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hanmegbensaklin's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never eat peas on holy days.

5. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.