Listcemyim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unselfish chicken.

Listcemyim created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listcemyim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listcemyim, she will curse you with boils.

Listcemyim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Listcemyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not place beans upon stone.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.