Bafnuryatt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest gnu.

Bafnuryatt created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafnuryatt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bafnuryatt, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bafnuryatt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bafnuryatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never handle lead while unclean.

4. Do not name children after sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.