Padcabdob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, generous scorpion.

Padcabdob created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padcabdob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Padcabdob, it will turn you into a rat.

Padcabdob's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Padcabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while clean.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Never approach forests carrying ash.

5. Do not keep eight aardvarks in a large pit.