Hunbonkhap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane mink.

Hunbonkhap created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hunbonkhap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hunbonkhap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hunbonkhap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hunbonkhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not consume bread at dawn.

5. Put Hunbonkhap first in all things.