Nuttgebwan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, moody whale.

Nuttgebwan created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgebwan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttgebwan, he will ignore you.

Nuttgebwan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nuttgebwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at forests.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Nuttgebwan loves dogs, so they must be honoured.