Tarcunzantag Hamyakjig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome grasshopper.

Tarcunzantag Hamyakjig created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarcunzantag Hamyakjig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tarcunzantag Hamyakjig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tarcunzantag Hamyakjig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tarcunzantag Hamyakjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always maintain purity during fasting days.