Kadfossrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unfair dingo.

Kadfossrutt created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadfossrutt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kadfossrutt, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kadfossrutt's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kadfossrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown trousers on sacred days.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Never mix peanuts with ash.

5. Never hurt cats.