Yamjenquag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying fly.

Yamjenquag created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamjenquag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yamjenquag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yamjenquag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yamjenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

5. Do not take Yamjenquag's name in vain.