Listbestcid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional swan.

Listbestcid created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbestcid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Listbestcid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Listbestcid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Listbestcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing blue shoes and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Do not hop at crossroads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Do not turn your chest toward east.