Pigbedwee is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong wombat.

Pigbedwee created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigbedwee, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pigbedwee, he will turn you into a frog.

Pigbedwee's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pigbedwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.