Stipmongep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent frog.

Stipmongep created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipmongep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stipmongep, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stipmongep's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stipmongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to porpoises while wearing green hats.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.